That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

In years of frequenting this site, I’ve never wanted to give multiple stars this badly.

... and use it when you're eating chicken wings too. 

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

I think you misread this. As the quote above says, he spent two years as Coach/Dean until being downgraded to just Dean in January, and as the quote below shows, the espionage that led to his resignation occurred last week:

What don’t you get? She LOVES the lake: she’s a Lake Girl.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

Yeah but Judge has an unfair advantage. At 6'7", the guy obviously has a big heart.

I want to be disgusted and say you are an awful person, but I also know that you’re right. 

He’s still receiving CDs from Columbia House

“so, my email address is hashtag I don’t care, okay.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

What a bunch of intergluteal cleft holes.

Good!!  Having a whale tail should be grounds for immediate disqualification!