All of a sudden? Hating Elon is not new. He’s been an embarrassing imbecil since at least the cave submarine incident. 

After all that work, it’s still the second best electric truck in that picture...

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Call me crazy but you shouldn’t NEED to be able to trace specific security leaks back to Musk to take action. Regular communication with a hostile foreign power should be enough to forfeit government contracts. 

As an Optimist I have to say that means Cybertrucks will spend less time on the road!

He’s as good a businessman as Trump is, which is to say, he’s a terrible businessman. Musk has been railroaded out of businesses before because of how bad he is. Both men are often surrounded by others who work to shield them from the consequences of their terrible business decisions. Trump has generally been…

Even if you aren’t familiar with the Sno-Train, you’ve probably seen its rolling stock before.

No, it shouldn’t. It’s the industry standard. Every 0-60 test since drag strips were invented have used rollout. 

I was sitting here trying to be an altruist and thinking “none - there should be a vehicle for everyone and choice is good” but you talked me out of it. Fuck these things indeed.

Fuck this thing.

“Goodyear?”

It’s a thing. There was an era where I would drive by the Toyota dealership and see the stacks of truck frames as they fixed their own Tundra issues one by one.

Too busy vaping to drive it?

I honestly didn’t know that Hoonigan was anything other than a slogan or name. I associated it with Ken Block but that’s as far as it went for me. To discover it’s an actual business with $1.2 billion in debt blows my mind as much as those gymkhana videos. This might be part of their business problem.

“I turned it over” might not be the best phrase to use with the Samurai

I miss the Samurai.  Drove one throughout high school until I turned it over to my siblings to use when they were in high school.  That little car was a blast to drive, showed up so many large trucks in the mud pits.  They’d get bogged down and have to be pulled out by another large truck,  my Samurai would hydroplane…

Progressive is an especially shit company amongst a shit industry.  So sorry for the position you’ve been put in.

Then your dad is seemingly smarter than a lot of these other drivers. Well, at least he can understand that “full self driving” doesn’t mean “full self driving,” which is a weird thing to say considering its the same 3 words.

Nah, FSD recognize FSD. They don’t mess with another Tesla.