And during the game, with every volley, he was like "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"

Young Patrick Stewart. The hair does wonders.

Just for you, my friend.

Feels like a lifetime ago.

Of course you would, Spike. I bet there's an AMV for Cowboy Bebop with this song in it.

You're right; the streaming-only XBL folks are probably not a significant number. But I doubt they're 0, since for a while I was one of them, so someone out there is jumping ship.

There's a sweet irony to this... as PS+ memberships rocket due to Sony taking a page of out MS's playbook, XBL memberships may start to diminish due to MS taking a page out of Sony's playbook.

An awkward make-up high-five will have to suffice. Cheers!

When I was your age, dirt balls roamed the earth.

Thank you for defining "old as balls." Now when someone says "man that's old," I'll ask "is it as old as the first article Bobsplosion read? Because that would fall into the balls category."

Cats are an endless font of badassery and evil.

Totally should not have been watching that at work. One can only muffle his laughs so much.

Yeah, I guess that's where I got lazy. I was responding to numerous people, and it'd be hard to dig through all the sources for each response. Since I've had a pretty good experience with VGChartz so far (ymmv) and their numbers were fairly close to what I've been following, I used it as a bit of a shortcut to be…

In Borderlands 2, there's a shotgun that shoots rockets that shoots shotgun rounds at things while flying at them in an attempt to blow them up. If said target dies before the rocket blows up, it'll home in on another target, shotgunning-rocketing that target until it it kills the target or blows up... and so-on…

No doubt. As are planets and/or candy bars.

STOP READING MY MIND. ARE YOU A WIZARD.

Now it just sounds like you're describing guns for Borderlands 3.

Bro. You're talking to a potato.