More like if you self-identify as a hipster, you're not a hipster, but something much worse.

He used to look like a human being because he had a soul once. It's common knowledge that since 1994, once you reach adulthood in North Korea, you need to relinquish your soul to the government, and they utilize your everlasting human essence to perform the great work of resurrecting of Kim Il-Sung.

Microsoft releasing in Japan is more like a formality than anything else. I don't see much bashing. Hell, they could use some publicity from a good bashing, but all I really see is resigned indifference. The XBox has traditionally been irrelevant in Japan for over a decade now, so there's no reason to care unless…

Arbitrarily remove/purposely alter any of these variables, and you have Goat Simulator.

I'm ashamed to say that I failed to follow that procedure, and that I am now little more than a sentient refuse receptacle.

I have at least one friend who works on PS Home at SCEA. He himself is shocked when people tell him they use it, after which he quickly changes the subject and/or scurries away in shame. Poor guy.

How. What. Let's put this in the "I'll believe it when I see it running on my Wii U" category.

Thank you for the enormous link. I was afraid I'd click and miss.

Damn right. I just made it into my wallpaper for my office PC, haha

Awwwwwww

I certainly can't argue with your perception of the article's implication, because it is your perception and I can see your reasons to have it, but I don't think the article inherently possesses any "fighting" intent. In and of itself, it simply shows us impressive screenshots from a "next-gen" game that has been…

I would like you to know sir that my colon is nigh-adamantine and can withstand the onslaught of 8 slim jims. The renal failure however...

Update 4/22/2014: Since Dadliest Catch is coming out today on PS4, I took the opportunity to go back and play through the back half of the game after receiving assurances from the developers that it had been heavily tweaked after player feedback. I'm happy to report that, yes, the game is more polished and MUCH less…

I won't lie though, when they had that promotion where you could get Battlepack codes on Slim Jims, I bought more Slim Jims than I ever had in my life. Which is to say, 8.

I mostly agree. The game in action never looks quite as good as the stills... it moves too fast, there's too much happening, and you're too busy darting around to really take it all in. It's still a pretty game either way, though.

I love how the point of this post is about pretty pictures for the sake of pretty pictures, and folks try to diminish it because PC specs can theoretically do this better. I don't care what system generated these photos. If you told me someone slapped these images together in Maya, I'd still be pretty happy with how…

you know why. You know damn right why.

Kotaku and its readers apparently spend a lot of time on the toilet.