But when your name is Silky Johnson, one would expect a heightened level of comprehension in all subjects, gibberish or no. Also, you've inspired my next user name, VelvetyDick.

And next up: Move Glove™. Make it happen, Sony.

Right now, it's hard to make exclusive games because there's little keeping games from being multi-platform. Both major consoles have similar specs, which in turn are similar to upper-mid-level PCs. Both major consoles have cameras that are functionally the same in spite of underutilized differences, such Kinect's…

They "should" get licensing, but Game Boy games don't have to deal with lock-out chips, so it's a free-for-all. Considering how much shovelware got dumped on the GB back in the days, Nintendo simply cannot go after everyone without either expending excessive money or raising a PR hellstorm.

Twitch Plays Airaki? Let's go.

Maybe he's implying that Spooky gets priority? I dunno.

And we love you for it. Without you, my terrible play style would stick out like a sore thumb. Now I can just blend into the crowd, all Assassin's Creed like.

Christ finally.

You won't have to wait long, I'm sure.

If it's anything like "Twitch Plays Adam Sessler," I'd pass. I can only handle so many "Jack Off!" and "Grab her Tits!" commands.

Christ finally.

Any multiplayer?

In an interview at the time, Mercury Steam's Dave Cox told Edge, "We needed to make a change, so we did. The Castlevania series wasn't going anywhere, sales were dwindling and it was appealing only to a very small, hardcore fanbase. That's how franchises die... We have to take these risks if Castlevania is to survive,…

How come nobody tells Wakka to stop trying to kill monsters with a fucking soccer ball.

Playing Ground Zeroes and listening in on guards' radio conversations, there is that familiar Metal Gear sense that your enemies are all interconnected, and that if alerted, they may react to you in any of a number of unexpected ways. That initial impression eventually faded as I gained mastery and learned the guards'…

... and overcoming all odds against a world too stupid to defend itself.

Really? I thought it sounded pretty bright and optimistic. Maybe it's just me.

I think Okami falls under this category also, and it ages so well that updates to the visuals seem flawed. I feel like the HD remake looked worse than the original. The low resolution of the original added to the dreamy, artistic aesthetic of the game. The HD resolution made the polygons too sharp, but made the…

The key distinctions of the Gold Wireless headset are:

The Sony 7.1 Wireless Headset was a surprise top 5 contender in our Best Gaming Headset vote, and today you can grab a refurb. model for just $50- an easy impulse price point. [Groupon]