I just assumed he was eating someone’s family.

My list of funds doesn’t mention Alphabet City at all

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

Assimilation is bullshit. I’m raising my kids in America but I teach them to think of themselves as Finns first, Americans second. They know they are different and superior to their non-Finnish classmates.

I can’t understand why anyone would like this shithead. I’m from NJ and we know what a POS he is. What’s sad & scary is how the rubes in the rust belt were gullible enough to fall for his shit. Or maybe it was the Russians. I just hope we’re not too far gone as a country to ever come back.

Honest to god, I think he did it to make Pelosi give him his State of the Union. 

I’ll just leave this here...

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

I’m not even sure it’s alive in the photo. 

Grover Cleveland told Trump in two non consecutive conversations how he really should have done more to build the wall. 

This needs more stars. Most of the readers must live in the State of Denial!

The Aristocrats!

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

“This is not normal! We live in hell! The media needs to make a bigger deal about this! ... Ugh, why are they making such a big deal about this?!? We live in hell. ... Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.”

You’re also rarely sober and don’t sleep...

the only history book that the MAGA base pretends to care about has a well-known story of rock-throwing beating advanced firepower. :-P

So is he saying we can ban guns because rocks are just as effective?

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

viewing update: the remains of Todd Day

Boban only pawn in game of life.