I’d bet a fairly high percentage of the people who want to “Leave the past in the past” also get upset about removing statues, high school mascots, & building names of the past. Why be mad about renaming Robert E. Lee High School? Why don’t we leave the past in the past and move forward with learning here at the…

Go away, troll. You wrote all that shit and no one will ever see it.

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

It’s always funny to me when an American thinks socialism is a threat to their country. America’s left is like.. the right for other countries. I will never understand how Americans think it’ll be the downfall of their country if they.. you know, caught up to the rest of the world.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

I don’t know what this means.

I’m pretty sure Doom and Wolfenstein and Far Cry and Dark Souls and Control and Final Fantasy and Civilization and probably dozens of other $60 games without MTX are doing juuuuust fine at their current price point. And that’s not counting the many super successful $60 first party games. The studios that are stuffing…

There is also marketability (another reason actors change names). Dr Disrespect’s real name is Herschel “Guy” Beahm according to the internet. What do you think is easier to remember and market, Dr Disrespect or Herschel “Guy” Beahm?

That’s weird. So people and a situation you know nothing about but you enjoy seeing them suffer anyway? Says more about you than them I’d say.

Well was a.... COLOR COMMENTATOR!

What this says to me is he’s broke and can’t get a job.  He’s tainted and nobody will touch him he’s desperate for cash, this is desperate cash grab if I ever saw one.  

...what exactly do you think $0.03 means if not 3 cents?

Belligerent Negro Scofflaws is an excellent name for a garage band.

Red squiggle? Come now, you know they don’t see color, they will be happy to tell you so.

“Refusing that is flatly unconstitutional, and I’m hoping that still matters.”

TL;DR: But what about the white people?!?

These are all much better than the winning ones but still, this year’s crop wasn’t particularly creamy, was it? My personal favourites remain the little girl in the bathroom story from like 2012 and the Venka story, which somehow didn’t win despite being SO fucking scary and beautifully written. 

The gumbotron? Is this a Pats fan from New Orleans?

Med10crity

I’m not worried. The pumpkin futures I’m invested in are soaring. I’m expecting them to peak right around January and that’s when I’ll cash them in for the big bucks.