Personally, I believe that Trump and his supporters are funding this caravan so that bad/stupid people run out and vote Republican in hopes of finally getting some minefields on the border. This is what I believe and, under the Law of Alternative Facts, cannot, under the “Both Sides” Accords, be disproven through any…

I’m a big Beto fan and doing what I can in Houston to help the campaign, but he got blitzed in the debate to night.

OH and one more thing I just realized...can we also address the true horror story at the heart of this tale? No, not the crazy man bricking himself up in the basement, it’s the lonely little girl who was imprisoned in a tiny, isolated cabin in the woods, left alone *all day* while her parents went to work at a place…

Come back and finish your headline Gabe!

“This is Oscar”

That’s nothing. Stand in front of a mirror by candlelight and repeat the following (3 times):

“I haven’t followed the story very closely and probably need to read up on allegations before I really formulate an opinion.”

Henry Rowengartner has fallen on hard times.

Does this mean her name had been leaked in Washington before it was published?

Do the dead feel?

Browns fans get to experience feeling they haven’t in 2 years, Jets fans feelings remain constant for entire life.

Let’s just start calling it “TP”, because all it’s trying to do is wipe away someone’s bullshit.

To be fair, he said it “almost ought to be outlawed.” Which includes two qualifiers that renders the sentiment completely meaningless.

WE (meaning the vast majority of white people) ARE WITH YOU. Stop saying we’re not, and stop pushing us away.

This is Deadspin. Please insert “getting hit by a bus” in the penultimate spot.

Hey, the black delegation passes on White Grimace.