Yeah, we never are, but nice try.

I feel that way when I bump into my officemates in the break room.

I don't know exactly why but I wish you hadn't posted this. I can't read any more than I already have. I feel sick.

You don’t know what you’re talking about, and that is fine, but you need to stop talking about it. Lyme disease comes with a ton of “co infections.” You may test negative for Lyme but positive for several co infections you only get with Lyme. Hence, you have Lyme. Only plus more stuff. Yeah, there are quack doctors…

Except it’s not slut shaming so much as “shitty lifestyle shaming” and realistically it sounds pretty shameful.

You're kidding right?

Ok, so a pale girl doesn’t need powder but you do? Wrong. Very wrong.

Dude, it's not going super well here, but it's not ANGOLA.

The John Lennon thing was way worse though- as in, it was proven and real and very dark and very against his cultivated public persona. Very little of this falls outside of what Bill Murray *wants* us to think of him. I'm obviously not counting the abuse stuff, because I take divorce documents with a shaker of salt.

Gonna file this under: duh, celebrities also have personalities.

Looks like she's trying to get a job and survive, despite hacks like you trying to pull her down.

This right here is why the gawkerverse is struggling. You posted something professionally, made an error that you think doesn’t matter, and get mad and ridiculously indignant when it is pointed out. It’s not you specifically Ellie, and you’re not even someone who I've noticed does this often, but it's super common…

It's arguable that she's the democratic forerunner, and for you to suggest she wouldn't have gotten where she is on her own is insulting to me not as a Hillary supporter, because I'm not, but as a woman.

You also don't go to prison for doing so

they lose that money when it is empty too paul

Azaelia Banks is a troll. You never even heard her dumb name before she latched onto this Iggy train. Iggy entered a shitty genre and makes shit that is of a similar but maybe slightly higher caliber than the other shit circulating in that genre. No matter how you look at it, it's all shit. And Azaelia Banks is…

Mark, tell me more about the egyptian jizz cream. I love new exciting creams and lotions and the ingredients sound great. Do you really put it on your face? And it doesn't make you break out?

Take notes, Cosby. fucking admit what you've done. I do sort of think this is as gracious as was possible... and I have no emotional ties to seventh heaven.

I take it back - This is a bad album.

I am not a Nicki Minaj fan. I'm not a rap fan and I'm not a hip hop fan. That being said, All Things Go brought tears to my eyes and I'm excited to hear the rest of this album. It sounds like it has much more substance than "Anaconda" did.