I don’t pay much attention to her normally because why would I, but what the fuck is going on with Katy Perry? Is she having some sort of televised breakdown? All of a sudden I keep seeing videos of her crying with very short hair while wearing pajamas everywhere.

counterpoint: a shirt shouldn’t cost $50.

counterpoint: a shirt shouldn’t cost $50.

Am I a piece of shit if I tend to have a “need more information” attitude towards these types of claims- when you’re saying someone is a predator but not that you’re their victim? Not that I don’t believe it, per se, but that “I have seen” vs “this happened to me.”

This guy looks like an uglier version of the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite and I hate him. I had never seen his face or heard his name before today so I’m blaming you, and I’m not pleased.

I am a white woman with kinky / curly / dry / wild hair and I like SheaMoisture products. I do not, however, feel that SheaMoisture needs to be advertising to me. Those products would FUCK UP most white hair. My sister would look greasy as all hell if she used my products. Just because they work for me doesn’t mean…

Yeah, I agree, and I think a lot of the awkwardness could have been avoided by just, doing a BETTER JOB designing this dress.

Dude, you literally walked in and started a shitlord war for no goddamn reason. Now you want sympathy? I think it’s time to go outside for some fresh air.

and just tucked the hell into bed for awhile.

Read the thread, she IS trying to start a fight.

you *literally* came here only to have this conversation.

Thank you! I’m over here scratching my head like, “this lady doesn’t understand fruit.”

UGH, it’s not a fucking competition and also not remotely the same. Fuck off.

Smith Island cakes are the stupidest fucking things known to mankind. Only fuck ass Maryland has a state dessert that is TEN LAYERS of just boring yellow cake. hard to make AND not really worth the effort! Give me a pack of Berger’s and a bullet to the dome.

I come from PA hicks, coal mining country, the whole nine yards. I understand the disenfranchised white dude in the sticks who doesn’t understand white privilege and votes Repub / libertarian. But you know what, it’s one thing to have voted Trump and have regrets- you obviously still look very stupid, but a bit less…

lol, this is a julianne piece so don’t expect much in the way of standards of journalistic integrity

fucking NO. She seems fine and smart enough and charming enough, but AWKWAFINA? Is that a joke? does she seriously expect people to act like that’s her / a name? taking it too far, kids. that’s just fucking stupid.

..... I feel really, really, bad for you if you truly think that’s a normal thing. I don’t have a single woman in my social circle like that.

Wait, is this not supposed to be a full face wash? I’ve been using it as my face wash solo and I’ve been telling all my friends about how good it is for my problematic skin. Am I skipping an important skin care step?

Wait, is this not supposed to be a full face wash? I’ve been using it as my face wash solo and I’ve been telling …

It’s perfectly legitimate to not like these, but I’m confused by your confusion. Your mobility is not hindered at all unless you’re wearing one of the ones with no straps whatsoever and just like, elastic across your shoulders. Those cold shoulder tops are actually fucking great for dancing with wild abandon- they…

I’m a big fan of having about seventeen tangueray and tonics with my flying xanax followed by an overpriced snack run through the airport. 8 dollar almond croissant, anyone?