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This was lovely! So much better than the article above.

I agree with you. I'm frustrated by this because it leaves no options. You want the white community that wants the same thing you do to fuck off because they're white? I tend to stay away from more serious stuff on social media short of posting an article with little comment from myself once in a while because it…

I dd that with A1 once. Started with a taste.. then I was happily sucking it down like a baby. I'm not even that ashamed.

Come on, Jia. Don't fucking spell it "catsup." You know it's ketchup.

do you smoke pot? Smoke some pot. Sometimes it distracts you, but in this case I think it will help you re focus. At least it would me, in that case.

I mean is it really that hard to just not post spoilers in the fuckin headline? If she can't manage it she needs a new job.

Yeah I am incredibly furious. Like surprised at myself for how furious I am. SOA is the only show I care about enough to watch live, but I am on travel for work in bumfuck nowhere and was literally PUMPED to go home and watch this episode. I didn't read the write up, but I came to comments just because it was so…

Thanks so much you goddamn assholes. I thought you weren't supposed to put HUGE FUCKING SPOILERS on the front page in the headline? I'm traveling this week and you basically just ruined a large detail of my favorite show. Is this your first day?

I am not trying to be a dick, but if you had ever watched 30 Rock you'd see this as more than you do. 30 Rock is daring. The jokes have layers. I have seen it through end to end several times and I am still catching new stuff. It's one of my favorite shows because I can keep watching it and keep catching new…

I am NOT paying for tableware. I'll pay for bread, but only if I order it. What the fuck is wrong?!

this chick is way prettier, imo

Have you read his autobiographical work? It's gold

You are so full of shit I don't even want to answer, but I came here to tell you I hope someone takes a rusty blade to your genitals.

Mr. Aphrodisia chose to get circumcised when he was in middle school. THAT to me is the difference, right there.

When I was single I got laid a lot for having male friends, but that was just because I was sleeping with all of my male friends.

I wouldn't buy it for my home, but I'd love to get these in my office. It can be embarrassing when you're taking a dump and your boss walks in to rock a piss.

he was a republican and his cat was named Nixon. Not ironically.

Not really. Why did she even tell him she was allergic to watermelon if she didn't think it was kinda funny? I mean it's not like he looked at her medical records.

Dude just admit you don't know how to read