It will absolutely be dark and probably smokey in a crash so if you have already counted the seats between you and the nearest two exits on the left and right and front to back you will be ahead of the game. Chances are you may be crawling on your hands and knees if there is smoke. And remember one of my tips is that…

I hope Prince comes back as a bird so Bird Prince and the Revolution could happen.

I always found it a bit strange when I was playing through the game that certain NPC’s call out the first Pokemon in your party by name. I wonder if this is because they were supposed to appear next to you, because otherwise I found it pretty jarring when I got Litten from professor Kukui but he kept talking about my…

President Turkey Neck. Gobble gobble, you racist piece of shit.

It’s true. When DWS was fired for clearly using the power of the DNC for Clinton instead of all the presidential candidates and the down ticket candidates, Clinton immediately hired her. That was stupid. After Bush got in all sorts of trouble for having private servers, Clinton did the same thing. That was stupid.…

“I love my country!”

It's ridiculous, but this book used to give me nightmares as a kid. I think it had to do with one time I got pretty sick and I was reading the book and in my fever dreams Grover was chasing me as I ran and ran. I was terrified of Grover for a while afterwards. And it's even more ridiculous, but as a 35 year old adult,…