Why can’t Wisconsin fall into the sea like California.

I am often disappointed at how speaking multiple languages isn’t valued very much in American culture.

Try this?

I haven’t lived in Canada for over a decade, so I don’t follow as closely as I used to. But, the NDP (New Democratic Party), is to the left of the Liberals. The Bloc Quebecois is also to the left of Libs on many issues, but they’re essentially exclusively in Quebec. The Liberals really are the centrist party in…

I missed that line...oh.my.god.

Liberal by American standards. By Canadian standards, he’s pretty centrist.

El Sea-otter.

Goddamn, son.

He was also where a lilac coloured shirt last night. It was perfect.

How exactly do you smuggle in wine? Please tell me.

Signed,

Go to Target and buy the small wine boxes. They’re two glasses worth and fit fantastically in a purse. And they’re cardboard. No one has ever questioned me. Looks like a coconut water container.

My fav:

That red dress is to die for. Maybe literally?

The Weight Watchers dark chocolate raspberry bars are really good. It’s hard to find straight-up raspberry ice cream like that. Delish.

The trombone is awesomeness. I will watch New Day matches against people I’m bored with just to hear the trombone. (This makes sense though; I adored Edge and Christian with the kazoos.)

My favorite is Xavier Wood. I love that he never shuts the fuck up. A couple weeks ago, I was in the gym doing tricep stuff, and I just kept hearing him yelling “TRICEP MEAT!” in my head.

I think Nikki is an A-/B+ wrestler and a C- personality. She’s godawful on the mic and has no discernible character traits other than “I’m pretty and entitled and don’t like any other women, including, sometimes, my twin sister.” That’s what really drags her down, IMO.

Well Triple H has been pretty involved with the advancement of the women on NXT So I get why he is taking some screen time.. (He even used Charlotte, Sasha, and Alexa Bliss for his ring entrance at last year’s Wrestlemania. Usually this job would have been given to paid models, but he decided to give it to three women…

Godddddd I love New Day so much.