“This, milord, is my family’s axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And sometimes it has required a new handle, new designs on the metalwork, a little refreshing of the ornamentation . . . but is this not the nine hundred-year-old axe of my family? And…

I swear if I were in an editorial meeting either at Marvel or DC and someone proposed yet another hero vs. hero plotline I would never stop punching that dude in groin. And after security took me out, I’d wait in the parking garage to do it again.

Stomp on, old friend.

RIP.

I watched the clip and when she was revealed I felt the tears come down - they were tears of pure unbridled happiness that I didn’t expect but readily welcome as another glass ceiling is shattered.

So he willna be so much a man as... a blancmange!

I’m still banking on it being Pearl, with Yellow covering it up so that the gem hierarchy wouldn’t collapse. (If the lowest serving class can kill a diamond, it would be hard to sell the system to those disadvantaged by it.)

Theory, Yellow Diamond is a misdirect, it was White Diamond who shattered Pink.

Can we all just start pointing and laughing whenever anyone uses the term “white genocide?”

Before we rage off, let’s remember

If there’s one thing we can say with absolute certainty, it’s that Starfleet loves redesigning its uniforms every three years.

Ben is Luke’s son, not Han’s. Awkwward.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

I’m pretty sure there was a child sex slave mod for one of the Fallouts. However, after realizing I just typed “child sex slave mod” into Google, I realized what a horrible mistake I was making.

I’m just posting this here to corroborate my story when I inevitably hear the knock.

I thought it was called Stardew Valley?

Who Framed Greg the Bunny?

But is he going to fight crime with a macaroni duck?

Conkers Bad Fur Day? Perfect Dark? Starcraft 64? Wrestlemania 2000? WWF No Mercy? DID YOU EVEN PLAY N64?! -rips hair out-