I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

Typical Muscle Hamster!

haha nerd

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

Well, did the players at least implement Rick Pitino’s patented 15-second offense?

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Big Black - Passing Complexion (Live)

Given his proclivities, I would have expected more than one beater.

Belichick also denied it, but by now we all know he's a chronic liar.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

This feels like a metaphor for the Republican presidential nomination process.

Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.