After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

I'm actually conducting a study right now on Otitis Media in Adolescents (that is, ear infections in kids) - and one of the points we're looking at is the use of prescription antibiotics at the first visit versus the use of analgesics (pain killers) coupled with the wait-and-see method.

Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

[decides to pray to RG3ESUS]

Which one did Rae Carruth make?

so on average the two of them blew exactly the legal limit.

The arresting officer noted that Sandusky's failure to change his surname was the initial sign of impaired judgment.

Wow, I can only imagine what a tough couple of years it's been for poor Jon. He seems to be a nice, well-adjusted guy — I wouldn't wish what he's gone through on my worst enemy.

you forgot to mention their 4 out of 10 guaranteed success rate.

"I've felt worse."

In Oakland, the pick one burger comes with a free drank.

I got nothing.

She had a Ragu jar with the U covered ready to go, just in case news went the other way.

I'm glad he's fired. He was nothing but a rich, obnoxious super-bro who will only ever live off of the successes of his father, and there's clearly no place for that kind of guy at USC.

Dismember the Titan

The Hurt Locker

A Tru Bustamove [to Todd]: "Well, don't just stand there."

The horse is an American paint horse

[never retires]
- Eric Berry

Jeez man, did Rivera meet your girlfriend at a bar, make intelligent conversation with her, get her number, call her three days later, take her out for a semi-casual dinner at an old neighborhood standby (his treat), drop her off at her doorstep, call her again three days later, take her to a romantic-comedy musical…