- [reads]: *industry lingo for "perfectly normal-size"

[stops celebrating; cups hand to ear]

This will, however, prevent him from helping Russell Wilson work on his pickoff move this offseason.

The day I finally defend my doctoral dissertation we'll open up one of the actually fancy wines I have in there

In Greek religion and mythology, Pan (/ˈpæn/;^[1] Ancient Greek: Πάν, Pan) is the god of the wild... and companion of the nymphs.

As an add-on to #4, if you do have to talk, be sure to use a lot of meaningless business meeting jargon that literally has zero value but gets everyone to nod their heads in agreement. Just use those stupid meeting terms that you only ever hear in meetings and nowhere else.

Everyone here knows there is literally nothing worse than an Echo comment.

This is a very correct opinion. Also, your buddy Martin had a good opinion as well. I drank a shit-ton of Tremont back in my Boston days. It served as not only a good bar beer but also a great barometer to identify the amount of time someone had spent in Boston, based on the way they pronounced Tremont.

"Oh, you mean 'Nail Salon'?"

I dunno. Ask your boner.

[receives iMessage from AHernandez81]

Duh, it's because they got Mark Aguirre to officiate the varsity game.

On the Origin of Speciousness

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

Don't worry. Something tells me that if the Ducks win, the players will be seeing plenty of green.

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It only took Kyle 9 years to figure out that not saying anything works way better than his audibles.

Former Seattleite living in NY and huge drinker of Deschutes here. If I were forced to have only type of beer for the rest of my life, it would probably be Mirror Pond. I ask my local beer store about this regularly and the owner told me that they expect it to happen in 2016 (for NY, not sure about MA, Will).

Pictured: Rednecks in shotgun formation at the 2014 Irony Bowl.

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