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Not surprisingly, Dan Snyder agreed that hearing the name also makes him feel hard.

New York Knicks Unveil Redesigned Pac-Man Logo

well done,

1-18) Bill Simmons' Ego

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Also important to bear in mind the most recent NBA ownerships sales for purposes of franchise valuation. If I recall correctly, Howard Schultz only got 30 pieces of silver for the sale of the Sonics.

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The Clippers aren't the only organization scrambling right now. As we speak, the Pacers are desperately trying to lock up a new sponsorship with Rent-A-Center.

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Am I doing this right?

NBA Pre-Draft Scouting Report

Way too obvious, guy. Almost completely spent and ready to die. Obviously part of the Phillies' battery.

Jeez, Barry, those last two goals were pretty soft, but I still don't think he's as bad as Drake.

Shaquille,

Fortunately, the Bills' offense can continue texting and not risk running afoul of NY state's strict "no texting while driving" campaign.

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Initially he was steamed, but then he just wilted. In the end, six-year-old kale and choking sorta go hand-in-hand.

I think we can safely rule out the latter, as there have been no Lightning sightings in the playoffs this year.

Russell was quick to point out that while he did give his word, the job does actually call for an indian giver.