Of course the Penguin feels safe at the Rays' facility where he has zero chance of encountering a Batman.

Crawford continued his And1 tribute by later vomiting in the locker room and totaling his luxury SUV.

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Nothing new here. Vick was booted out of VT when the university tired of his antics as a burner.

Pictured: Whiskey Dick

I am very glad that you were so compelled.

Meanwhile, Gonzaga continues to misguidedly follow their economics department's ur-text, The Fountainhead.

Bored....d'oh!

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Not to be outdone as sports' first couple, Hope Solo quickly responded:

Geez, Barry, if you hated it that much, why did you just +1 his column?

It's about time. There are far too many horrible tales of former draft prospects failing Matt Millen's "wonderlick" test.

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If you think the lagoons look bad during the annual Carneval celebration, then you definitely don't want to see the polo grounds right now.

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When used properly, it can still be pretty effective. For instance, it still really gets my kids when I refer to their 'Baby Books' as the 'Oh Yeah, Well I Fucked Your Mom Catalogs'.

The worst part about this demotion is that Rick will now be forced to take Minorzac to cope with his depression.