Steven Tyler

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they're barely on speaking terms because of their respective alma maters

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A recent safety audit estimated that Kit Pettigrew is personally responsible for 98% of all Hallmark-related injuries in New Mexico.

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The "T-shirt over pads combo" has been a staple on "Oprah's Favorite Things" list since 1977, when she discovered its effectiveness at quelling those "absurd flow days".

Hockey-obsessed Canadians also refer to planking as Pellenking

This one is on Helmburg. Everyone knows when you mix alcohol, frat boys and anuses, sparks are gonna fly.

Made a few bad investments, you know.

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Gagner

To be fair, many members of the media had been tasked with getting an exclusive from the "Spanish-speaking tight end with the walking boot".

A chronic foot injury felled him

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