@Bratz & PHRC:Interestingly, all 3 of the bands we've listed so far (Weezer, Green Day, Black Eyed Peas) probably reached their greatest commercial success at the time that we are saying they reached their artistic nadir.

Bands That Were Good and Then Completely Lost It DUAN

Seemingly as appropriate, the winner of the LPGA's Longs Drugs Challenge would get this beauty.

Erroneously believing he had circumvented the CBA embargo on NBA players, a grinning and bloodshot-eyed Joakim Noah showed off his 10-day contract with the Rockford Lightning.

The late-80s, early 90s outfielder Randy Bush was considered a significant upgrade over the other leading candidate, the late-70s, early 80s outfielder Rusty Kuntz.

Beezus Blows Henry, Retroactively Loses Sense of Self Worth

Boleyn's Magistrates Fire Henry, Retroactively Repair Windpipe

- "needed a blowjob"

In a misguided attempt to comply with the non-existent NFL statutory labor exemption, Antonio Cromartie punches every 16 yr old groupie in the pelvis and pours Jolt Cola into their vaginas following sex.

Gene Wang

Alabama Sorority Girl Rape Is One Of Those Videos That Thinks It Is A Felony But Is Actually Completely Legal (in Alabama)

The Cowboys couch laughed off the lawsuit from the Choctaw man, while citing the Indian Removal Act as his legal basis.

This Pop Chart Lab brought you by: The Honorable, Brainy, Clustering and Dendrogramming Killer Snow Monkey (from Parts Unknown)...a.k.a Hiroshi (from Kyoto)

True to form, Chris Mullin never had trouble handling chasers.

"Egregious sodomy of physics" was also the phrase Jessica Kirson's doctor used when cautioning her against wearing stilettos.

Who? Jessica Kirson

"Kid, I've been doing this a long time and that's the longest homerun I've ever seen."

But there is a number of roadblocks

The Decision: With Math

I know Oliver Miller pretty well... Watching hoops with him can be a bit like watching hoops with the Whopper machine.