my boss pays 25 cents for every dollar we put in the 401K - perhaps it’s YOUR boss that sucks?

I always laugh when Hulk Hogan’s ball fondlers try to say something about non-Hogan  dick lickers

Attention...most men DO NOT  have jerk off Sox 

Anyone who discusses most famous without mentioning Ali is either really young or really dumb...

the Rogen bit didn’t really take - but the similarities between Cruise and Hader makes the transition much easier 

because historically, violence done to men by women is treated differently - assuming you’re a man and a hetro - how many times has your GF hit your arm the way women do?

when you consider the violence done to woman as opposed to the same violence done to men, it’s not even close 

I’m making it very clear - when a man rips the pants off a woman, it’s assault - for the most part, if the opposite occurs it’s TRIVIAL 

but it’s NOT the same thing - it’s like when people compare glitter bombing to assault - it’s dumb. 

are yu comparing sexual violence that women suffer to some guy getting “pantsd?” 

oh, a kiss.... wtf is the matter with you 

maybe it’s...you 

Sexual misconduct? she gave him a fucking wedgie 

According to the Kansas City Star, a study by the Violence Policy Center has found Missouri to have the highest rate of black homicide victims in the nation.

You’re a good writer, but I don’t think you make the case for SO FUCKING HIDEOUS?

We know how this probably ends, but god damn that was some game...

easy - CGI one of their faces onto the other’s butt

this is Nike marketing - and it’s bullshit - if I post video of myself working resistance in the gym, I’m ready to play pro QB?

In my opinion, both gyms should be boycotted on the basis that the best workouts are achieved at gyms that cost no more than $30 per month

by some - you really mean none or too little to matter