So what you’re telling me is that you regularly ask your friends and co-workers mundane, everyday “things” like “Wanna watch me masturbate?”

He’s been around for a minute. He might not have had as much clout, but as the head writer of The Chris Rock Show, he had a hell of a lot more clout than the co-worker he propositioned. It’s not about how influential he seems to the general public, it’s about how influential he was in their industry. By 2000, he’d…

Or they’re part of the 60% of Americans who wouldn't be able to cover an unexpected $1,000 expense.

You don’t have to be the most influential person ever, just more influential than your prey.

Yeah, but if I take my rough draft and read it in public, people get to say, “Hey, here’s things this guy said in public.” That’s what public means.

This right here. It’s the implication. You can be equally bothered by a man jerking it in front of women without their consent and him using racial slurs. Neither is okay. A woman not saying anything or hesitating to say “no” because she’s afraid of the repercussions is just as screwed up. His disregard for consent…

Euphemistically, as if the choice is so horrible that it can’t even be mentioned.

The National Review includes Knocked Up on its list of ‘Best Conservative Movies’.

What a nice, refreshing start to 2019. There’s sure to be plenty of bullshit this year, but at least we have these very good dogs to ease the transition. 

If that doesn’t at least make you consider tearing up, you are a robot. God bless that kid and super God bless Maggie.

Yep. Everything reported to have been said by CK is pretty ironic now that we know about his conduct.

OK, that “I’m walking, Maggie!” kid has just shot a white-hot poker of feels right through my sternum and into my cold, shriveled heart.

My dog spent New Year’s Eve staring at the bookshelf where she had briefly seen a cat, while said cat prowled around the rest of the room. So yeah, dogs are great but dumb.

If you don’t want to be known for saying something, don’t say it on stage. 

And you think Davidson forced people to want him smoke weed? lol

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But also about how much younger he was when he did drugs, i.e. he had “quit” by the age of 16. Apparently still doing it when you’re in your mid-20's is inexcusable to CK. That’s when you become a responsible adult who jacks off in front of the unwilling and scared.