Love her! I miss her show Lady Dynamite. But then, I’m a pterodactyl 

I agree, but also - her stories are pretty misogynistic at their core. Entertaining enough as a guilty pleasure read but not deserving of the obsessive fandom. Still better than 50 Shades by a mile though.

I have a theory: the person who created that thing has never taken care of an actual human baby. 

At one point did the creator of that doll think, “oh shit, what have I done?” Because that is one ugly ass baby.

I give the people what they want!

Well once you wrote the surprise twist in that they weren’t actually twins, it made all future sex scenes way to vanilla.  

Gotta save something for the sequels. 

................ was it because there wasn’t a fifth incest scene?

Well I was for a while but I stopped after the forth incest scene.  

her album melodrama is one of the best of the decade

Green Light is one of those damn songs which, once heard, not only sets up home in your brain but starts decorating and inviting friends round.

Lorde? Have mercy.

Will I ever understand the appeal of Scott Disick? Probably not...

I went into Rise expecting to hate it, but goddammit if Ridley, Driver, Isaac, and Boyega just don’t make it a super-watchable film through their sheer likeability (maybe not in Driver’s case, but he’s fantastic even though Ren is basically whiny Annakin 2.0).

I rewatched TROS the other day too, and I hated it less on the rewatch, probably just because I’ve had time to digest it and ruminate on its flaws. There’s a lot to like in there, mostly in terms of production design and visuals. It’s packed with amazing shots, cool locations and wacky vehicles, and the cast still has…

Best In Show, which will be followed by Waiting For Guffman and A Mighty Wind tomorrow. Red Dead Redemption 2 and starting my kids D&D adventure for games, and trying to fix my bass so I can upload Tommy The Cat like I promised 2 or 3 weeks ago...I think it's a power issue in the connector, because my stage tuner is…

“Gigi is fine - polished, lovely, funny in spurts - but I think she as an entity is still growing and isn’t ready yet.”

Every week, I look for the overzealous Crystal stanning in the comments here, & I never see it. So fine, I’ll fall upon my sword!
I love Crystal Methyd so damn much. She’s now one of my favorite queens of all time, & I hope she wins. Obviously Jaida will win, as she should. But my heart yearns eternal for Ms. Methyd!!!

Unpopular opinion: I don’t care for “Princess Bride.” It’s fine, I guess... it does a lot of things ok, but doesn’t do anything very well.

How do you know Superman didn’t have dementia? He wore his underwear on the outside of his pants.