On the plus side, I doubt that’s a situation where you’re going to have to take a number and stand in line.

Was your mother Livia Soprano? 

Twist ending: that friend...was YOU 

It definitely has more of a pronounced following now than it did when it flopped in 1996. (See the link on the title in my piece, which will direct you to another recent Watch This entry!) I feel like a lot of people have made it their designated “Burton hasn’t made a good movie since...” go-to, which I find pretty…

What this story tells me is a full eight years ago people were already getting tired of Tim Burton applying heavy greasepaint to Depp and having him shamelessly overact.

It’s a terrible film. Dull, witless, and with dialogue even George Lucas would furiously rewrite.

I feel like Speed Racer is the Platonic ideal of why things that work great in animation often don’t translate to live-action.

Ugh Johnny Depp

I’m so sorry that you’re dealing with that, on top of cancer. Life is straight up cruel sometimes.

This is incorrect. He’s funny and good

I know that Kyle Mooney is kind of a hero of weird alt comedy types, but his sketch tonight...woof. That was rough. I appreciate that comedy is an intensely subjective thing, and I get there are people who love that brand of comedy, so I won’t begrudge them that, but this sort of “See, it’s weird and awkward and…

I thought I would be more upset when Heidi went home but I gotta say, the bitch killed it this season. She is so wonderful and so talented but it was nice to see her get a big, proper send off like Latrice on Season 4. She’ll be AS Top 3 for sure.

Nope. They are literally a complete scam. Highly recommend watching “Going Clear.”

My comments on the comment I made is this: I have no more comments to make. 

You’re thinking of Amanda, Lake, and Palmer.

It’s a half iced tea and half eyebrow.

I thought she was the murder victim in Twin Peaks?

Yes but then she framed Amanda Knox.

Which is particularly impressive given that they were only married for 9 years.