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Gigi is fun but slow your roll. Alaska will skin her alive before it ever gets close to that point.

It simply is NOT TRUE that Bernie “took a dream of a strong social safety net with him.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Joe Biden is the one candidate that is the most likely to lose to Donald Trump. Simply because he’s so moderate that he doesn’t excite anyone to vote, and a high turnout is the only hope for the Democratic party in November.

No one wants to admit that Hitler’s “Austrian people drive like this, but German people drive like this” routine was killer material.

Other than feuding with the 10-year-old (!), I’m kind of with Jeffree on this one.

Yes, for a squinty-eyed Cyborg on thorazine, she looks just lovely!

Wait, I have a question. About the Forbes tweet, is Jeffrey a billionaire too? Is he even close to that? Because that would be even more atrocious than all of this petty feud!

I need beauty industry drama right now to serve as a distraction. Stick it in my VEINS. There’s so much news from last year I wish was breaking right now, like the Tati/James Charles stuff. It’s popcorn. It’s escapism. I am here for it. This is my professional wrestling. 

Forcing any of the degenerate Trumps to publicly go naked would be more punishment for those watching.

Idk, I think if the kid’s a spoiled little asshole like everyone else in the feud, and he’s going after someone, why shouldn’t they respond? I mean Team No One, but, the kid’s a dick.

That woman is creepy as shit.

Give him another 3-4 years, the 10-year-old is destined to be terrible too (assuming he is not already, I haven’t watched KUWTK in about 2 years).

Aiden has a sourpuss face a sour attitude and boring basic drag and lame makeup. What’s to like? She’s not the worst actress in Drag Race herstory but that’s not saying a lot. It’s still not right how all the other girls ganged up on her though

Aiden just ain’t interesting. Hopefully go home next week, though I hope it’s Britta, who should be renamed Brittle.

I watched Mallrats recently and was at a complete loss as to why I thought it was a great movie at some point in my adolescence. It’s has some funny spots, but it’s a pretty crummy movie by every other measure.

It’s not a bad movie. But for me, it’s just not a movie I find interesting.

Agreed about The Oblongs.

Clerks and The Oblongs were goddamn hilarious. 

I have never quite figured out why Napoleon Dynamite is such a big deal... I recently watched the movie again hoping to understand what I missed and, honestly, found it just as insufferable as I did the first time I saw it. Maybe the humor isn’t for me or something but it seems like it’s just not very good. Which…