First they came for Sarah Sanders, and I did not speak out, because f**k Sarah Sanders

Promises, promises

People need to chill. One day a big ass comet will kill us all and we will finally be free. Keep your chin up, planet earth. 

So, butthurt Jay Z and Bey fan? 

I’m not a big Madonna fan either, actually, though I do love her vintage stuff and I get a kick out of her refusal to just go away the way older famous women are kind of expected to do, plus I love it when celebrities go bitchy. While I do think Bey is overrated, and Jay’s best music is behind him, I just think their…

I mean, yeah, she has a massive ego but I also think she’s hilarious for doing this instead of joining the throngs of ass kissers worshipping Bey and Jay-Z. I mean, the levels of sycophantic adoration people have for these two make Madonna’s IG post almost blasphemy and I get a kick out of it. And hell yeah, she’s a…

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

John Mayer and Andy Cohen make perfect sense. They both seem to be equally shitty people.

I love all the emotions that ran across Blue’s face, lol. She was smiling, casually enjoying the show, and then “Oh no, nononono.” The look of disgust that a child witnessing a glimpse of her parents’ sexuality can muster is priceless and always hilarious. The best part is her little head popping up to see if the…

Blue just made my crappy crappy day a little better.

I actually can’t believe how much people praise Beyonce when she’s Taylor Swift level of basic while Solange is out there crating what she does and getting zero credit. It’s a fucking travesty.

Exactly. I mean, the visuals of the video are stunning.. but the lyrics undercut the power of the video with the song’s superficiality. In the wake of “This is America,” I just expect more from the music industry now. The world is literally on fire; I wish more artists would use their platform to energize and inspire…

Tyra won when she was 21 and Violet was 22. Soooo...

I’m not sure that landing in the bottom automatically negates a queen’s chances of winning; Raja, Sharon, Jinkx, and Bob all had to lip sync in their respective seasons. That said I do agree that being in the bottom multiple times probably does have more of a negative impact.

Aquaria feels like the epitome of pay to win

Because there’s nothing interesting going on with the top 4 queens, I’ll talk about something else ...

Let’s not forget the OG Elephant Queen, though.

Independently of the winner, fuck the fandom.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

WTF was up with Asia’s like construction paper turquoise that felt more American Southwest than Egyptian (not a knock, just a different reference point)? I loved the idea (and she or Kameron are who I hope to be crowned (I don’t like Eureka’s casual racism and Aquaria feels like the epitome of pay to win)), but the…