Her long string of accomplishments include (but are not limited to):  Not getting fingered by Daddy, never having shook a black person’s hand, and she can remember one of her six maid’s names.

Use to be the only thing spreading at a swingers convention was legs...

Has... has Obama been cancelled? This article’s tone reads like a shotgun blast against a person worthy of a sneer and I’m a little lost. He’s human, so just as flawed as the rest us and his presidency is worthy of certain criticisms but, like... he’s a pretty damned close to aces as far as being a human goes. He…

Clint Mansell film scores are my desert island music (maybe not literally, but nearly). The Fountain soundtrack is my single favorite of all time... chills and feels every damned time I listen. Also adore the movie, flaws and all.

Two thumbs way up to that red lipstick doing its goddamndest to make an acre out of an inch.

“Slaps”? None of her songs go above 40bpm :-D More of a Flap.

Right? Integrity : Does a body a good.

I have been comfort-marathoning GBBO all today in order to take my mind off the election, and of all seasons, I’m on the semifinals of his season. Scrolling AV, and boom..... a gut punch. So sad to hear about this, he seemed to have such a sweet disposition. Blah! Blah, I say!

Unnnnng, the children today just don’t know! Tracy Chapman deserves so, so much more recognition and public love. I know that’s been a deliberate choice of hers, not playing the fame game and I have nothing but respect for that, I just have so much selfish love for her music. Tracy is the genuine definition of “cool”.…

Friends, I... I just didn’t, um... whew. Ok. Ok. *deep breaths* Ok. So, friends... I just didn’t like the Mandalorian premier. *covers head and runs to the corner*

I’ve always run out of steam with Nightmare... I have nothing but good feelings toward the movie but I always remember it as feeling overly long and kinda quietly  boring near the end. Honestly can’t say that I’ve ever been able to sit through an entire viewing without mentally checking out in the back 1/3. 

The ending of the series isn’t as much of a downer (beautiful as that can be) as the seasons that preceded it... daresay it ends on an almost hopeful, happy-ish note?

This entire season has been nothing more than a collection of character monologues and soliloquy’s... insaaaanely long ones, at that. I turned this episode off once the monologue reached a half hour; Gugino narrating endlessly as the characters emote and emote AND EMOTE for a story with no heart. I’ll finish the…

The war in Crimmus is coming from inside the (White) house! 

A) I love Rogue One... possibly my favorite SW movie

Nothing of intellectual importance to add.... just came here to express my love of Nicole Byer’s work. Her podcasts are a gotdamned delight to listen to, her goofery puts a smile in my heart, and I just plain enjoy her.

Unfortunately, the torture porn aspect will be hard to pull off with Jesus, yuh know... being a space guost at this point. How they’ll stretch Thomas finger-banging Jesus’s spear wound into two hours, I dunno, but I’m sure churches will pack the benches and turn a profit anyway. The original Passion came out a year…

I have such mixed feelings about this show and want to like it more than I do; this episode only underscored that feeling. This show is very well produced, the acting is top-knotch, the horror gore is gorey and fantastical. I like the bench of characters they’ve created, and want them to have more to do than be in a…

He’s a southern democrat in a *deeply* republican state, and juuuust barely won his last election. So, naturally, Doug Jones is going to be a coward and not make the morally correct decision to vote against... He/They care more about the small-league power and access to under-the-table money that comes with their…

*proceeds to flame you mercilessly because you had the audacity to attempt making a joke on the internet without proper disclosures and profuse apologies first*