Fine, leathery, sun damaged wine *chef’s kiss*

Fell into this show last week and have marathoned it with le husband. Great cast, fantastically acted, funny, engaging and twisty and back-stabby... fun!

*rubs temples*

Remember back when we all thought W was the literal face of Satan? That America could and would sink no lower? Oh, what heady day those were! Such innocence... Clinton lied about a blowjob and then Baby Bush was all Texan and us on the left had just *stomps feet and crosses arms* had it! I just... yuh know, fuck…

I’m 35, 6’ tall, and have very little arch to my feet. I’ve been wearing Chuck’s since middle school, have a closet full of them, and have even hiked a short portion of the Appalachian Trail in them... not gonna pretend my lower back doesn’t have flare ups every now and then but I largely link that to evolution not…

White America will do no such thing. White America will fuck you over every single time.

The McCloskey’s are, essentially, every voting member of my nuclear and extended family. I’m the liberal outcast my parents barely speak to because I voted for Hillary and Obama. Truly pains me to say it, but the vast majority of my fellow whites either are exactly like these people/my fam, or are quietly sympathetic…

My favorite Coheed & Cambria memory is them getting booed off the stage as an opening act for a band that no longer exist (theStart). This was around 2003? There were maybe 20 people at the show and Coheed came on stage with a shitty attitude, were complete assholes to the crowd (which is always smart to do when the…

No amount of practice has ever made me better at maths. Teachers, tudors, after school studies... always a fail or juuuuuust above failing grade. A’s and high B’s everywhere else. Some of us just don’t have the brain to comprehend the Devil’s Fingertrap known as maths.

The utter hypocrisy and fragility of the incel/MAGA crowd nourishes my soul. They shout and scream about how sensitive and easily offended everyone else is as they rage post against Goodyear Tires and kneeling football players. They shitpost online about liberal plastic Hollywood as they inject Botox into their…

I finally, finally, finished the tenth and final season of Stargate: SG-1. I know there are still a couple movies to watch in order to wrap it up, but they’re behind paywalls rn and I just can’t be bothered... frankly, I’m exhausted from the show’s run so I think I’ll give it a while.

Burn the witch! ELLEN IS CANELLLLLLLED!

Matt Lauer raped women for years and had an automatic lock on his door.

Am I alone in my quarantine delirium where I now read the name Quentin Tarantino as “Quarantino”? It’s happened more times than I’d care to admit...

*pinches bridge of nose*

Right? It comes across as disingenuous. It’s like he’s mad at Whedon and the studio because his kid died during filming. The entire vibe around this “Snyder Cut” just feels awkward and forced af.

Calm down, Shea.

I don’t disagree with you; Shea is a fierce ass qwen. But I do have to disagree about her final lip synch... it was lazy, just like her performance against Sacha (or Sasha, whatevs). She went for subtlety and slow and poise both times amd it just read as sleepy (for me) at a time when you *literally* need to be doing…

I’m sorry, sincerely, but screw you with the “you’re a toxic fan” bit.

Shea. did. not. deserve. that. win.