poetjunkie
Poetjunkie
poetjunkie

I sincerely have respect for Swift; she’s talented, in charge of her faculties, writes her own music, and just seems like a generally decent human being.

*wipes tears away*

The Jess Brolin to Josh’s hunk status?

.........goddammit, how dare you force me to admit that Rick Perry is handsome. How very dare you!

And they were just. so. GOOD. Best characters of the film; not treated as delicate, not spirit guides or there for comedic relief. Nope! Just two absolute bad asses who happen to be really in love. While I am by no means an immortal kick ass warrior, Joe and Nicolo are the representation I’m looking for. I’m sick of

Yuh know the term that Jezebel keeps trying to make fetch, a “himbo”? This movie is an unapologetic himbo of the best kind.

It’s fucking *heart-stopping* every time I get a news alert and I see the name Ginsburg mentioned. Sincerely, legitimately terrifying knowing what could happen if she (or another justice) dies within the next six months. It’s absolutely ridiculous that that’s where we are as a nation, to know that everything hinges on

Proof that having money doesn’t remove the trash from your life.

It’s actually Airline?!?! Jezus Cristo on a crispy cracker... that makes it better.

JuJu 100% deserved to win that episode, and I think Cracker knew it. I know I’m in the uber-minority with my Cracker love, but I think even she was taken aback by JuJu not winning. Draggle Rock’s legacy is built around queens like JuJu... now, if only the producers realized that fact.

On one hand, Theron is a fabulously wealthy, talented, connected, respected actor on a global stage, so, the violin of pity I have to play for her is microscopic. Your heart shall go on, Charlie. Sit back and enjoy that *googlegooglegoogle* well earned $160M fortune. Give the new chick a crack at some of what you’ve

Slow, echoing clap in an empty room for that headline.

Hi, local frand!

One of my new favorite “I love doing this but know it’s absolute poison for me” activities is reading the comments under local news articles on the pandemic. I’m in Tampa, so the responses are a doozy. So, SO many of the people responding just don’t believe Covid is a big deal, or even real. The new thing is to swear

I almost feel guilty about it, because this is dangerous territory nearly guaranteed to get me set ablaze by the internet, but : I didn’t like the show at all. I appreciate what was done with that story, but the music left me feeling kinda bored? I kept waiting for that Wower, and it just never hit me. *shrug*

Amy Klobuchar is the ice berg lettuce of the Democratic primaries: Deeply racist and homophobic and filled with undeserved expectations as to why she should even be a topic of, literally, any conversation.

If Pete Davidson didn’t look like Pete Davidson, would we care enough to shit all over him? Because I really struggle to understand why he gets so much hate... please, don’t get me wrong, I fully believe him to be the appendix to SNL’s large colon and not particularly funny but, like... what did he do to earn the

Her career deserved so much better than that album... it wasn’t just bad, it was a slap in the face.

Sorry, Lizzie, but yuh lost me with that H.W.C. ditty.