You... wound me... *sad trombone*

CALM DOWN, BECKY. It’s not as if white supremecist dudebro’s or Trump-loving Nazi sympathizers adore his content or anything.

Nothing of specific value to add to this article other than stating that, while going through a comedy special phase a few weeks, I stopped his most recent special (don’t care enough to Google the title) about ten minutes into it. The main thought in my head at the time was, “He seems like the literal worst sort of…

As much as I enjoy lengthy retellings of the history of flaming garbage piles that is this family, I might skip this one? Every time I’ve jumped onto a book written by someone related to this administration, I am regalled with the same shallow stories of what a deeply terrible human DJT is. Which, while entertaining…

And, just like a Republican would, he relies on Jordan’s championship record of 30-40+ years ago to dictate the strength of all his current arguments. Because lord knows every Republican peaked in either high school or their first year of college.

If God exists, they truly are a garbage entity.

^ alcohol and cellphones

^^^^ not what I meant to post. Because Kinja hates me, my actual reply:

Does watching my city burn get included as cultural entertainment? Because that’s what I’ve been doing the last few hours...

I never understood the draw of The Sopranos... cheesy acting, lazy writing, bored actors... never been a fan, even as others hve fawned over it. Honestly, had the exact same feelings about The Wire : I know I’m supposed to care about these meticulously created terrible people, but why? 

Crystal’s solo lip-synch was one of the purest, most sincere laughs I’ve had in a hot long minute. Just so, so funny and weird and well-put-together and messy at the same time. I watched that segment with my hands over my mouth, smiling and giggling from ear to ear. She didn’t deserve the win, because Jaida…

Oh he’s definitely not actively bad, I like him in general as an actor. The movies themselves just left me tuning out and staring at my phone; not necessarily his fault that he was the face of movies written by people who were clearly bored with their own scripts.

Thanks for the Harley Quinn tip! Been wanting to watch that one for a while now but haven’t been able to track it down without having to pay for yet another subscription.

Ok, so, I’ve never cared for the Spiderman franchise all that much. He’s just never been my bag, and the Toby McGuire films did nothing to fix that view. Ditto for the ones with Andrew Garfield. So, I went into the newest ones not expecting a damned thing (husband and I have been using quarantine to watch all the…

A-fucking-men. People have tripped all over themselves to praise Gigi all season but, honestly, I just haven’t seen it... she has talent, to be sure, but nothing that warrants the wide-eyed drooling that’s been heaped on her.

I think the only thing this entire genre of tv show proves (white version, black version, housewife version, etc.) is that growing up with money damned near guarantees you’ll grow up to be a garbage person.

And, just like that, Some Good News becomes cynical. Thus, negating its entire purpose.

Can I just say how much your username tickles me? Like, legit giggling out loud. Needed that... thanks!

(starring my own comment because I. am. tickled*.)

................ was it because there wasn’t a fifth incest scene?