Slow, echoing clap in an empty room for that headline.

Hi, local frand!

One of my new favorite “I love doing this but know it’s absolute poison for me” activities is reading the comments under local news articles on the pandemic. I’m in Tampa, so the responses are a doozy. So, SO many of the people responding just don’t believe Covid is a big deal, or even real. The new thing is to swear…

I almost feel guilty about it, because this is dangerous territory nearly guaranteed to get me set ablaze by the internet, but : I didn’t like the show at all. I appreciate what was done with that story, but the music left me feeling kinda bored? I kept waiting for that Wower, and it just never hit me. *shrug*

Amy Klobuchar is the ice berg lettuce of the Democratic primaries: Deeply racist and homophobic and filled with undeserved expectations as to why she should even be a topic of, literally, any conversation.

If Pete Davidson didn’t look like Pete Davidson, would we care enough to shit all over him? Because I really struggle to understand why he gets so much hate... please, don’t get me wrong, I fully believe him to be the appendix to SNL’s large colon and not particularly funny but, like... what did he do to earn the…

Her career deserved so much better than that album... it wasn’t just bad, it was a slap in the face.

Sorry, Lizzie, but yuh lost me with that H.W.C. ditty.

You... wound me... *sad trombone*

CALM DOWN, BECKY. It’s not as if white supremecist dudebro’s or Trump-loving Nazi sympathizers adore his content or anything.

Nothing of specific value to add to this article other than stating that, while going through a comedy special phase a few weeks, I stopped his most recent special (don’t care enough to Google the title) about ten minutes into it. The main thought in my head at the time was, “He seems like the literal worst sort of…

As much as I enjoy lengthy retellings of the history of flaming garbage piles that is this family, I might skip this one? Every time I’ve jumped onto a book written by someone related to this administration, I am regalled with the same shallow stories of what a deeply terrible human DJT is. Which, while entertaining…

And, just like a Republican would, he relies on Jordan’s championship record of 30-40+ years ago to dictate the strength of all his current arguments. Because lord knows every Republican peaked in either high school or their first year of college.

If God exists, they truly are a garbage entity.

^ alcohol and cellphones

^^^^ not what I meant to post. Because Kinja hates me, my actual reply:

Does watching my city burn get included as cultural entertainment? Because that’s what I’ve been doing the last few hours...

I never understood the draw of The Sopranos... cheesy acting, lazy writing, bored actors... never been a fan, even as others hve fawned over it. Honestly, had the exact same feelings about The Wire : I know I’m supposed to care about these meticulously created terrible people, but why? 

Crystal’s solo lip-synch was one of the purest, most sincere laughs I’ve had in a hot long minute. Just so, so funny and weird and well-put-together and messy at the same time. I watched that segment with my hands over my mouth, smiling and giggling from ear to ear. She didn’t deserve the win, because Jaida…

Oh he’s definitely not actively bad, I like him in general as an actor. The movies themselves just left me tuning out and staring at my phone; not necessarily his fault that he was the face of movies written by people who were clearly bored with their own scripts.