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"Eugene is around, I guess? He hasn’t been confirmed dead, anyway."

"If we needed another reason to hate Dawn, she’s using an exercise bike. In a facility where electricity is at a premium. Such a nice lady."

TV/Movie silencers are super silent. :)

And they wouldn't send EVERY Marine to the bombing site. There are a shit tonne of Marines on an embassy. Plus, there's still an embassy to guard. Especially so once their people are shown to be under attack (even if four blocks away).

It's so ridiculous to think the embassy has a "secret", unsecured tunnel that leads into it. That alone turns this episode into a solid F.

She had a giant silencer on her rifle.

Haley Dunphy is the Theo Huxtable of Modern Family. An idiot child who miraculously realizes all of her talent in half a season.

That's quality showrunning. Way to involve yourself in the stories, Kurt.

Wherein we learn that she used to be a flying nun.

What? We can give community grades on AV Club again? Where? How? We haven't been able to do that since that day they revamped the entire website.

Thanks. I had no clue about that at all.

I'm at a loss. I didn't get the white beard joke. A gay reference? A straight reference?

The couch represents Ryan's mental state. Or at least, the environ that the couch appears. Throughout the series the couch was located in a cold, dank, dark, smoky basement. At series end, it was situated on a beach, during a bright, clear, sunny day.

Today it would have been recorded as Waifu Me.

There are people that actually want to watch Ed Helms in anything?

Might I suggest an Arbutus as an Agent Ward replacement. It's quite a fascinating tree to look at.

I loved Gerry. I enjoyed all of the "Young Death" trilogy.

They're pushing Hollywood Jews every closer to signing with the Republican Party. Every Mexican-helmed television show means one more Hollywood Jew out of work.

The Office completely ruined me on this guy. He was the very worst part of that show, and as such I am completely ruined on him as an actor.

What is with releasing mono versions of the songs? What is the benefit of doing this?