You’re right. Neither should be there.

I mean, the MST3K line, and/or some shitty exec saw their kid playing Five Nights at Freddy’s and said, “What do we have that’s like that but we already own it?”

What a bunch of rag magazine garbage.

Am I the only person who gets super annoyed when two genre novels have the same name? There’s already an astonishingly good scifi novel called Recursion, by Tony Ballantyne. I’m actually kind of shocked another author could use the same name; I know there are only so many combinations of words and it’s inevitable that…

Whichever gets her more attention.

Question: How much would it cost if I wanted that done to, say, an ex-girlfriend?

My mom’s hotwings. Those things convince me she’s trying a very, very late term abortion.

Slicked back he looks like a used car salesman.

I take it this is your first time on Earth? Yeah, the locals are cute and all, but just as dumb as a bag of space hammers.

Ah, well, good. 

I’m 35, from Oregon, I’ve never seen one.

I swear to god if you’ve been talking to my girlfriend...

You forgot the best thing about Vision Quest: unlike other episodes which may be spread over hours or days, the time it covers is literally just the length of the episode.

Strangely enough, Harvey Danger’s lead singer just released a new album, Nelson Sings Nilsson, covers of the works of Harry Nilsson. Came out literally today. It’s brilliant. And everyone should listen to everything Harvey Danger ever did, it would probably reduce global animosity or something.

Dude, what better message than redemption and second chances?

Yeah, but did he? Dude flies. With a suit. He’s got nothing super about him except that he’s been too lucky to die thus far. Bucky is a cyborg with super soldier enhancements. Dude earned that shield a million more times than the fucking Falcon.

The third movie was the weakest, but still quite good. His motivation just wasn’t as interesting in this one. It was...okay—wanting to be alive is a fine motivation—but it just isn’t up there with revenge in terms of shit that’s interesting to watch on screen.

Wow, great citation.

Literally Hawkeye’s entire family was snapped, now isn’t the time to bitch about odds. If it was truly random that means there are also going to be peaks and valleys in the dispersal, like any set of random digits.

I’m so white people can’t look at me while I’m in direct sunlight without wearing sunglasses, and I think that’s fucking disgusting.