No Vonda McIntyre? No Octavia Butler? NO ANDRE FUCKING NORTON?

Dude, no, this happened so incredibly often when humans were involved in things. Wrong previews spliced in, reels launched in the wrong order. Humans are shit. Nothing is going to work perfectly 100% of the time. Besides which, this is almost certainly human error, a person selected the wrong film to launch, or queued…

Matt, you’re doing way better than others here are on coverage of this, thanks for the great rundown!

You’d put a fantasy babysitter or extraterrestrials higher on the list of suspects than a real thing? Things that we can see?

It’s not even a fair fight, Dumbledore is just a human wizard, Gandalf is effectively an Angel serving God.

I mean, honestly, just don’t move to a location with an HOA. You’re paying more so that someone else can tell you what you can and can’t do with your property. Actual home costs are higher in areas like that on top of the monthly dues. Fucking move, man.

This is basically broadcasting that he’s lying, because the mistakes are too specific. So it’s a bluff on his part.

Goddammit.

At least we still have Bowie.

Remember when Jezebel used to do important, feminism related stories? Well, thank god some asshats at Gawker thought Hulk Hogan’s penis was newsworthy. What a bunch of fucking gossip magazine tier trash.

As someone who deeply enjoyed chess a child, fuck you.

Wait, Leia and Luke are siblings? But they kissed!

And it’s a shame, because Ivory Maw is such a sweet girl.

Well, he is friend to children.

It should just be Kevin Feige, setting up a hammock in Thano’s little farming hut, then taking a much deserved nap.

Should adults need to be told not to rape, murder, and steal? If people acted in moral and ethical ways without prompting, we’d be living in a world without laws or police.

The only problem is, that sort of mockery implies a weekly structure, this was written top to bottom before they began filming.

He flashes back all the way to when he was being shocked after briefly dying in Sealab.

When he showed up at your house and tied you to a chair while he read his entire Postal Apocalypse post to you, that was just crossing the line.