I swear, we need some kind of anti-star system, like Reddit downvotes, to send posts as asinine as his into digital oblivion.

What the actual fuck do you think movie reviews are for? How do you function, as an adult, in the real world?

So we’re not talking about the thrill a minute ride that is Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper? 

What if I’ve already had lunch?

Yeah. Wide-screen looks nice, too. They kept the chairs, which is a good little touch.

Is nobody going to talk about that brief shot of the Enterprise bridge in the preview? It’s the perfect mix of respectful to her original appearance, with an eye to modern and future aesthetics.

What the goddamn fuck crazy ass bullshit is this conspiracy theory nonsense?

I can’t tell if she retreats Trump so often because she supports him or thinks he’s an idiot, but we all know Trump would’ve happily sat down for a drink with him instead of, you know, the whole Italian Campaign.

I don’t want to get into victim blaming, but you’ve got a hugely misleading headline. You can hear them state multiple times that the car is in drive. It’s also in the start of the drive thru. This is confirmed when the car begins to move forward after shots were fired. Willie McCoy did not pull over for a quick nap,…

An alien god from another dimension who can spontaneously generate a 5 story tall monster by ripping the image of it from the mind of a mortal after converting two other mortals into hellhounds can live where it damn well pleases.

Dude, both.

My only concern is the age. This is the third movie in a trilogy that began with something that was a Lovecraftian horror film that happened to have some comedy in it, and after the disappointment of 2 I would’ve hoped they would go back to that sort of look and feel. We don’t need it to be even more of a kids movie.
Bu…

Goddammit, Japan.

zillion plot threads

Also, boobs. I’m not sexualizing, just...that was an unexpected development.

They had initially said the very vague “spring” which many assumed to mean sometime in the mid-March to mid-April range.

I feel like they said it was coming in spring. That’s...summer.

Michael as the Angel would’ve been a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid payoff and only an idiot would’ve wanted it. There, I said it. Too much would’ve turned into a predestination paradox, which is just lazy writing. This outcome opened far more interesting doors.

D4RK F8.

My grandmother smoked like a chimney and lived to 84.