I’m so white people can’t look at me while I’m in direct sunlight without wearing sunglasses, and I think that’s fucking disgusting.

No Vonda McIntyre? No Octavia Butler? NO ANDRE FUCKING NORTON?

I mean, honestly, just don’t move to a location with an HOA. You’re paying more so that someone else can tell you what you can and can’t do with your property. Actual home costs are higher in areas like that on top of the monthly dues. Fucking move, man.

Goddammit.

At least we still have Bowie.

Remember when Jezebel used to do important, feminism related stories? Well, thank god some asshats at Gawker thought Hulk Hogan’s penis was newsworthy. What a bunch of fucking gossip magazine tier trash.

As someone who deeply enjoyed chess a child, fuck you.

Should adults need to be told not to rape, murder, and steal? If people acted in moral and ethical ways without prompting, we’d be living in a world without laws or police.

What if I’ve already had lunch?

What the goddamn fuck crazy ass bullshit is this conspiracy theory nonsense?

I can’t tell if she retreats Trump so often because she supports him or thinks he’s an idiot, but we all know Trump would’ve happily sat down for a drink with him instead of, you know, the whole Italian Campaign.

I don’t want to get into victim blaming, but you’ve got a hugely misleading headline. You can hear them state multiple times that the car is in drive. It’s also in the start of the drive thru. This is confirmed when the car begins to move forward after shots were fired. Willie McCoy did not pull over for a quick nap,…

My grandmother smoked like a chimney and lived to 84.

I like his youtube channel, but this felt like a particularly weak gag complaint. If you don’t like the game, don’t play the game.

Oh, wow, that is just a super punchable face.

It’s just because the difference is important. Epehebophiles are attacted to adolescents, which is perfectly fine and normal as long as you don’t act on it. That’s just your biology seeing something capable of procreating and making an assessment. It’s a moral issue alone. Pedophiles are attracted to something that is…

Just to be pedantically accurate, he’s not a pedophile, he’s an ephebophile. To our knowledge, every victim has been pubescent.

I just use telnet for everything.

Wow, Aimee, I’m sure that will cure my depression.