Fuck, I wish someone would finally man up and do the last one. You can’t agree with them, but at least they’d be fucking honest for once.

Huh. Maybe we shouldn’t make people famous on the internet for playing video games. It’s almost as though they don’t have the emotional maturity to handle celebrity status.

That implies rationality, when faking any kind of crime isn’t a rational act.

Bye, Felecia.

I’m trying to do the math on that series of name connections, but it’s like dividing by zero.

With this, and Disco killing a man mid-mansplain, and so many other examples becoming more prevalent, I want everyone to repeat after me:

Yeah, can I pay more and just have the controller?

Is it possible to not want something so hard that you now hate something else you used to love? Is there a word for that? Something in German, probably.

I’m going to say something that many people won’t like, but must also be held to heart: at some point you can’t be held responsible for another person’s mental health. If you’re just an average joe, you have neither the training, and presumably with a real life and real obligations to a job and other normal things,…

Resident Evil 2. I dipped in a bit the last few days, now I’m ready for horror.

Do remember that after that black woman spoke up it was a fuckton of white people who fell in behind her to agree that this was bullshit, and that each one of them would’ve said the same before had they known. Secrecy was the problem, you racist shitheel.

Yeah, pretty clearly wagged the dog on this one, and the press went for it with depressingly eager obliviousness.

There was a movie, maybe a comedy or dramedy, nineties or early aughts, where black actors were wearing blackface. Damned if I can recall what the title is, but...I guess reality imitating fiction.

I bet she spends most of her time in the passing lane going exactly the speed limit. That’s why road rage should be legal. It’s not like I can get out and ask her to move, so a quick PIT maneuver isn’t assault, it’s just me politely clearing my throat.

As a white person, I’m sorry. I’m sorry some of us are shitheads that don’t accept that accidents happen. I’m especially sorry none of us had the balls to slug that guy and shove his gun up his ass. We’ve got some growing to do.

It’s a very punchable face. 

Candace Owens is allegedly a gigantic cunt.

Sorry, Nickie, but some of this advice is just bad. There’s a universe of difference between custom clothing and bespoke clothing, and you definitely want to use the right word in the right place, in both fiction writing and reality. Narrative over story gives a good amount of specification, money is hard cash but…

I mean, if semen is magic, my advice is that that man blow me.

It’s a tough one, but I’d have to say...Will Smith in 2007.