I mean, I was thinking an older woman seducing a young boy, but yeah, yours works, too.

Does Bill really rate co-star? I mean, it’s barely more than a cameo. What’s he have, like five minutes of screen time?

It’s that kind of shitty kind of hair splitting that makes me hate challenge runners.

There’s a pretty major error in your article versus the primary source that actually makes all of this worse. You indicate the property manager didn’t recognize him. Straight from the original article, though:

I mean, if you beat on someone, then lure them into a room fulled with gas and trick them into igniting it, you’re guilty of murder, so I wouldn’t exactly call this a no-kill run.

I don’t understand why people ever ate Papa John’s. It was shitty pizza before he was publicly a racist.

Huh. Touche.

Shame about the other sites, but AV Club being shoved into the umbrella didn’t really bring anything new to the table and really shouldn’t have been shoved in with the rest of the former Gawker pages. We already had movie and TV reviews. I mean, The Onion wasn’t a bad take, even if satire is proving more difficult in…

I had a massive crush on the girl who played Penny in the 90s film. I heard she went off the rails and embraced religion, though. Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

Glad to see the change. There’s nothing worse than waiting and waiting, hoping for the best price, then missing out because of work or something.

“Did I leave the gas on at home?”

I’ll check myself into the Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever.

Sherlock, I mustache you a question.

Between the two, I think Snow Crash has a more interesting concept, but Diamond Age has a more interesting story and characters.

I’m not picky. Men can be objects, too.

My middle name is Michael. You have no idea the abuse I suffered as a child.

You know how it’s become vogue in anti-rape discussions to complain about women being taught how to avoid rape, when what we really need to be doing is drilling into men that they shouldn’t rape?

Punch the person you’re speaking with in their genitals, walk away.

And let’s be honest, “Youtube content creator” is about the most retarded thing you could call someone. Don’t rely on ad supported videos of other people’s IP as a source of income.

Students of the Khan Academy of Space Combat.