I admit it, I laughed a little. Especially at the book on tape.

Skinner makes sense, although I think at this point he’d be the longest serving director of the FBI since that guy in a skirt.

I’ve got a couple of Dickens books more than a century old, a pocket watch from an ancestor who worked railroads in the 1800s (pre-standardization of chronometers), a family Bible from the 1700s, and technically speaking, the component atoms of everything I own are roughly the same age as the universe, give or take a…

Dude, Star Trek Online. It can replace Depression Quest, which really doesn't qualify as a game, more like a handbook for people who don’t have depression to better understand it.

I've got a question.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

That does raise an interesting question: who is going to pay for this? They don’t exactly have a rocking economy.

Did I see a man playing an electric double guitar that sprayed fire on top of a ten story moving podium backed by a massive array of speakers?

Age of who? Sounds like a religious flick. 0/10, will not see.

Atlas Shrugged. I discovered it when I was fourteen and became an unbearable ass. Eventually I grew up, reread it in my late 20s, and realized what a buffoon I was.

Aye, but instead of two straps, a single three point strap that formed a vaguely Y shape.

Eh, Sid made a deal with the devil, eventually it was going to cost him his soul. Doesn't make Alpha Centauri and three out of five Civ games any less awesome.

I really liked Fallout 1 and 2, it's a shame nobody ever made a sequel to those.

Move into the near future. After all, writing, production, filming, editing, and such means it'll be 2016 at the soonest we see this, and even that is a stretch. Set it 2018 or later. Have the aliens acknowledge via proxy that the human race managed to go "off script," and derail their planned invasion. So, the aliens…

I think your understanding of prison smuggling is somewhat lacking. I'm aware of a case wherein a person who knew he was going to be arrested used gradually larger items to enlarge his anus and colon, eventually working up to a hair spray bottle, in order to fill the newly widened cavity with goods. He happened to be…

So the swatter actually called them? That's new.

He looks a little worse for wear.

It feels somehow worse now. I guess it's just a matter of it being active instead of flashbacks. And it's in different ways with AJ. Every time she makes a fat baby joke, I want to change the channel.

Anyone else a little tired of the "Mallory's a shit grandmother" gag? I mean, I get it, she'd be awful. I got it before it was a joke. I got it before Lana was pregnant.