Koala's are notorious sexual perverts:

I'm basically a supervillain masquerading as a commenter.

It's okay. We have a champion.

I found a different path. There's a fuse box in the room with the washer/drier. You can electrocute your guest to death.

Ah, I hear they piss on it, anyway.

Between this, the birds, and literally, not figuratively, literally everything else on that continent, all of which wants to kill humans, I say we just nuke Australia and call it good.

That's it. I'm nuking it all. It's the only way to be sure.

Hopefully they can handle her well. I always feel like the comic writers never quite know what to do with her (hence, vampire), but she's got a lot of potential for good story.

German old ladies sound awesome.

...these aren't my glasses...

All written works are secondary sources at best. Biblical scholars have agreed for ages that the various letters were clearly written by people other than the apostles. Outside of that, there are a few massive contradictions to what is presented Bionically versus what we know of history:

Shall I assume that boy we see Penny go kung-fu on will be introduced as a love (or, target audience in mind, giggling crush) interest?

This being Australia, it's really only a matter of time before they begin hunting and killing humans.

Wow, double autism. That's like...the robot Hitler of disorders.

Alright, there's no evidence for a historic Jesus, and the lethality rate of vaccinations is lower than the lethality rate of any disease they're designed to fight, making them safer in ever sense and rendering every argument against vaccinations foolhardy at best and willfully ignorant at worst.

And that image, of course, takes into account the spread of the autism spectrum over time to include things that were previously classified as other disorders, and improved precision and accuracy that prevent misdiagnosis, such as the vast number of children in the 80s diagnosed with some variant of ADD or ADHD who…

Hopefully he's off of all BBC programming. His appearances on QI were fucking unbearable.

I'm always vaguely interested until I see the cost. I suppose anyone foolish enough to pay that much needs the improved brainpower.

That actually sounds like a somewhat interesting premise, but I'm hoping we spend ample time around the infected, those who have a choice between good or evil, and are thus the more interesting characters.