Sarcasm is the least helpful thing to bring to a discussion.

I want some of those Prometheus SCREEEEEEEEE!s.

There's precedent for granting more lives. The Time Lords provided the Master with more after he saved the Doctor in The Five Doctors, and the Valeyard was offered the Doctor's remaining regenerations in Trial of a Time Lord. We've known for a while that they have the ability to grant more regenerations, though the…

I'd almost rather see a tongue-in-cheek live action version, something like the Dragnet movie, playing everything straight for comedic effect.

No, dickhead, the problem, asswipe, is that skinny little bitches like that are presented as normal to society by a bunch of pedophile fashion designers with a holocaust fetish, which causes people like my little sister to go in and out of therapy for years because they feel like they aren't skinny enough, and when I…

Cleopatra was born closer to the first moon landing than the building of the pyramids.

That isn't skinny, that's unhealthy, don't be a fucking retard.

It's an okay set, but I'd like to see them on someone who doesn't have the figure of a twelve year old boy.

Oh, man. So many hilarious callbacks. Teutonic Butts. Mallory pulling a voicemail prank. The open marriage. Had to rewind in several places because I was laughing so hard.

And where does the movie fit in?

I recall someone posting something about the old weekly comic being attacked, did that actually happen?

Abbott and Costello Meet Bill O'Reilly.

Funny, the explanation I gave was just about verbatim what I was told my freshman year in high school, and I don't recall anyone having trouble understanding it.

Ugh, no. Objects don't "feel" the curvature and move any more than you "feel" the slope of a hill and go down it. They're drawn by the curvature. And two dimensional representations of space are so awful in this day and age.

In Payday 2, a group of friends took total control of a bank map, brought everyone into the lobby, and out of boredom (while waiting for the drill) executed them at random, turning it into a little mini game to make the decision.

I always preferred the more rage inducing "I didn't say I fucked your mother."

I wouldn't mind seeing a modern update to the Cthulhu mythos. Something as sprawling and horrifying against a modern backdrop, where people are more jaded and less likely to faint at things that go slurp in the night.

I've lived in Oregon nearly all my life, and I don't really get the since that people are ignorant as to the racism in the state's past. It's common knowledge in North Bend that they had, at some point in the last fifty years, a mayor who was also a member of the KKK. When outsiders come in and try to force a guilt…

This guy has a half dozen phenotype traits exclusive to those of African descent that I can see at a glance. What the actual fuck?

Still the funniest version of the joke, I'd imagine.