Unfortunately the scrolls contain nothing more than alternate versions of The Aristocrats joke.

We already have those. They're called the Gospels, and you can find them in the Bible. If those doesn't turn a person off religion, then that person is illiterate.

The cynic in me assumes the resulting lines will be more similar to their cinematic counterparts.

What if you submerge it completely?

I believe Charlie Jane did a top five based on forum suggestions sometime last year.

Oh, man, that first video. I'm up to the section on child abuse, and the list of traits that may indicate Satanic child abuse are just a bunch of random and often contradictory things that could be applied to every child ever. This is hilariously bad.

Springs!

I just don't know if they'll be able to do this as well as Endless Space already has.

Now this needs to be a writing prompt!

The entire revenge rampage was amazingly well done. It's so rare to see an animated fight that seems to be aware of the space it's taking place in, but the flow of it, and Lana's apathy toward their combat (was she even humming along with the fight music at one point?) was brilliant.

A few of them could be remade pretty successfully, even find themselves improved by such a thing (looking at you, Sphere, Timeline, Eaters of the Dead, and Rising Sun). Outside of that, I'd love to see Prey made into a film.

Do these idiots think we're going to plug an AI into our nuclear weapons or something? This is seriously worse than climate change deniers, they have absolutely no expertise in the field they're complaining about. One would think a group that educated would be aware of the problems of laymen speaking up about fields…

At least the right people suffered: people who are a fan of "professional" StarCraft. I love the game, love playing with my friends, love playing with random strangers.

Another sequel wouldn't be bad. Throw in a couple of prequels. 28 Hours Later, covering the initial outbreak, and 28 Minutes Later, a claustrophobic psychological thriller about the development of the virus.

I guess women have no place in search and rescue operations?

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to post this picture. You're doing the Dark Lord's work.

Project Almanac looks vaguely interesting, but I'm already 100% certain that it's going to end with the developer of time travel killing himself in the past to fix things.

Or he does something labor intensive. I hit the showers twice a day on work days, once to wake up, once after I get home because I'm usually covered with sweat and dust.

I know. As soon as I hit "Publish," an army of underage Japanese whores burst through my windows and fellated me until I required a blood transfusion.

Then I'm sure someone like you will post pedantic complaints on the internet.