On a side note...let’s never refer to Blink 182 or Good Charlotte as “punk" ever again because no...just no. That’s about as mainstream pop as it gets no matter what their publicist will have you believe.

This was my experience in the scene at that time too and i always took it so personally when my guy friends would bring standard-issue cute girls around. I didn’t want to date any of those specific guys but it always made me feel like I was undatable, because if the normal guys (that I wasn’t interest in anyway) would…

“Famous Women are Expected to be Conventionally Attractive and Famous Men Dont Have to Be” would be a better headline. 

travis barker is an old-ass dork trying to play like he’s still in his 20s

Is that true? Krushchev was unquestionably less repressive than Stalin.

He was a one-off character in the Simpsons, known for his deep hatred of Homer.

She’s dumb.

Grimes doesn’t know what communism is, and I don’t know what a Grimes is.

This qualifies under Lady Bird Johnson’s Highway Beautification Program.

Son blacked out last year. His neighbor was an EMT and was going to work anyway with the ambulance, so my son went along for the ride. 8 miles. Raw bill before insurance was $9300. Insurance paid $800. Ambulance company tried to “balance bill” my son for the remainder.

Well yeah because the fire fighters kept throwing water on a chemical fire like dipshits who had never watched Mr. Wizard.

Nah, you just talked yourself into a national divorce, which is perfectly okay.

Martian Manhunter is practically a JLA lifer, he wasn't so much shoe-horned into the Snyder Cut as inexplicably left out in the first place. 

he injected himself into exactly one thing, which was a movie he was the co-star of...

Ironically this is the whiniest comment in this post

if you fired your gun in self defense, you are still a victim. you were the victim of an attack that you fended off. if you shoot someone and are not a victim, youre a(n attempted at least) murderer

Good for the media, bad for everyone else. This is a non-controversy that Fox News blew up and now other outlets seem determined to keep going.

Only one fucking blogger was mad about the ending to the Snow White ride. The Fox News and the right wing outrage machine freaked out and said the liberals wanted to cancel Snow White. And now you’re writing about it. So congratulations. They tricked you.

I’m not sure it’s legal to kiss corpses especially if they’re not related or married to you. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m gonna say it probably would hold up enough to reach trial if you were caught.

I guess necrophilia does avoid the whole consent problem. Disney definitely should use this argument.