This exemplifies the spirit of nom nom nom. I have tears in my eyes.

If I'm reading it right I believe she wants to exit from modernity, complexity, and responsibility.

This is amazing

Sarah Palin, never change.

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

It feels a lot like dating. We need a Tinder for finding mom friends.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

I’m all for making fun of Cleveland because...you know. It’s Cleveland.
But i always enjoy to see curses being broken. Droughts are bad for sports. Glad to see Lebron do it with the Cavs. GSW totally shit the bed. Cleveland deserved that.

Ball’s on your court now, Cubs. It’s time.

Joanna— I just want to thank you for not using a photo of the shooter to head the article. We’ve seen it enough.

You saying it’s not Toxic Masculinity?

God this story just keeps getting more tangled. He’s a terrorist! He’s a self-loathing gay man! He’s a homophobe! He’s an American! He’s a wife-beater! He’s a racist! He’s an attention-seeker! He’s an aspiring police officer!

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

No words have ever been more real than when you typed “Jayden’s Mom”. *Fistbump to you from my former home on the Indiana side of the state line, where dreams go to die*

This is almost every person I went to high school with.

“It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”

On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was…

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.