you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

Her brows are *way* more filled in on the cover, plus she seems to be wearing less mascara and eyeliner than her normal look. Something about that cover shot is very Ralph Lauren circa-late 90s, amirite?

Here’s hoping avoiding using the quote itself will preclude assholes from showing up to passionately argue that it’s just not FAIR to suggest women being tortured, raped and murdered is somehow worse than men’s feelings being hurt.

If he hadn’t referred to her as a ‘supermodel’ as though that is what she is primarily known for and her entryway into acting and super shady and talked about how she isn’t an authentic, ‘proper film actor’ (like Adam Levine!!!), which she clearly is, one could maybe claim that they just didn’t get along, but based on…

I’ve never heard a bad word about her... and I’ve never even heard of him. “I’ll never make a film with supermodels again” a way to devalue someone’s 15 year career is to ignore their actual profession.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

WHAT THE FUCK 2: THE WTFENING

I thought it was fucked up when she crammed him in the washer. I was not prepared for how much worse it would get.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’m cringing so hard I think I pulled a muscle. What fresh hell is this? On what planet is Barack Obama a flower child? He may not do a cowboy swagger like his predecessor did, but he’s pretty tough—or did you forget about the strike he authorized that killed Osama bin Laden.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

I am a card-carrying liberal, but I fucking love me some Barbara Bush. That lady has zero fucks to give, and I like it.

I didn’t even know he existed. #winningatlife

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

I think SATC and Entourage were both dreck, but Entourage never received even a fraction of the scorn and hatred directed at SATC.

Going with my awe inspiring gut, I’d bet men are more likely to engage in downvoting shit they don’t like because they’re more likely to believe that the world should care what their opinion is.

I think it’s stupid that DudeBros downvote women-centered TV shows and movies, but does anyone really go to IMDB to look at the user generated ratings? I go there when I’m trying to figure out who the day player on the episode of Law & Order from 1994 is.