You know what the best and most subtle bit of feminism in the movie is?

I am fully convinced that this is the best movie made in the past ten years, for a whole slew of reasons. I didn’t even realize what an awesome feminist movie it was until a buddy sent me this link:

but will your guitar shoot flames?

I watched it at this theater on the Upper West Side where you can reserve individual seats. I live nowhere near the Upper West Side. After the movie let out, I just wandered around for like 45 minutes in a daze. It’s incredible.

Anyone else simultaneously annoyed and amused at all the box office coverage saying that Pitch Perfect beating this is some kind of feminist bodyslam?

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

IT’S TRUE, THOUGH. And my husband LOVED it! I couldn’t believe how fucking incredible this movie is. I’ve never grinned with glee at anything so hard in a movie theater, before!

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

You better be full of elven magic, too, because that shit won’t stay ironed on its own.

That’s it - China has WON.

As a Packers fan, I assure you he will never be forgotten

I believe people who say “thank god I wasn’t there” way more than I believe the rest. I’m pretty sure I’d be of zero help in 99% of emergencies.

On the Hitler thing: my theory has always been that it’s because WWII is the last war pretty much everyone (well, at least every American) can agree on. The Nazis were clear-cut bad guys who had to be stopped, and we’re badasses for stopping them (nevermind the Russians actually stopped the Nazis. But hey, we…

The bible would be way more fun with this verse.

“And on the seventh day, God watched football at a sports bar, and surveyed all the beer he had consumed, and truly, this was a Sunday Funday.”

Yeah, we can’t have alcohol sales until 12:30p on Sundays in Georgia. It really harshes my Sunday brunch and NFL tailgating vibe. CHURCH OF THE MILLENNIALS AND GEN-Xers DEMANDS THAT OUR BELIEFS BE RECOGNIZED.

So being the inquisitive fella I am, I used my additional set of eyes — glasses — to see the young checkout man’s name. Let me just say it was NOT Steve.

Oooh! OOOOOH! Does this mean we can use the Sharia Law defense to get rid of the ridiculous and oppressive Blue Laws in Texas? Because not being able to buy hard liquor on Sunday mornings is definitely infringing upon my beliefs!!!

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

Did you go to SF State, Mark? Because I also had to write the summary of my sexual history and watch porn in a group setting.