As when one of my dear Facebook friends aptly put it, “When you are the greatest common factor in multiple gun related incidents, you might the one who is wrong.”

And they wonder why Jesus hasn’t come back to hang out with them yet.

This casting makes our hearts hurt a little bit, and I’m sure you know why... [snip]

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

I mean, I’d hope so. Otherwise it seems narcissistic.

“Me time” always means masturbating, right?

Listen to me, WishBone of Arc: you can walk away right now, without looking into this. You will be better off if you just decided that LadyGrinningSoul was exaggerating. Or lying, even. Tell youself she lied and walk away right now.

This part takes the cake...

That there isn’t enough evidence to bring any charges doesn’t mean the killing was “just.” The “hands up don’t shoot” narrative was incorrect, sure, but whether Brown was actually ‘charging’ Wilson, as he claimed, remains very unclear and even witness accounts that are supported by the physical evidence conflict on…

Everything’s coming up Millhouse, and by Millhouse i mean racist dickless wonders.

Required.

Cheerio.

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

Love this argument. As if Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans, etc. don’t have straight hair.

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

It’s 2015. Women can be anything. Even assholes.

How great would it be if all the people who threatened to move to Canada over politics just....did?

It's rechargeable, so I don't have to worry about batteries, and it also has a lock so it doesn't go off randomly, because that totally happened once when I was moving and my best male friend was helping me move.

Makes me feel a little better about buying a $200 dildo while being extremely broke. Thanks historical pervert!!!

Kelly, do I understand you to say the leather, um, implement, was "filled with bristles" and had a "wooden tip"?