I had a D&E for a miscarriage. Seriously, when I see WOMEN smiling and supporting this shit it just makes me want to simultaneously cry and punch a wall.

Why bother? This is everything you need to know about it:

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

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I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

And sleep where, the hardass table or the hardass floor? Unless you have some weird ultramodern kitchen arrangement with a futon in the middle for no reason that place is going to be completely miserable for a good 50% of your life.

Phthalates are all, "Phtharers gonna phthate, phthate, phthate!"

This is me right now.

12 volunteers. 12 volunteers?!? In my day job, I train nonprofits on how to effectively engage volunteers so this makes me want to freak the fuck out. 12 VOLUNTEERS?! Goddammit, do-gooders...do better.

I took my son to an Easter egg hunt this weekend and was so disappointed. When I did it as a kid, you actually had to LOOK for the eggs. This one, the eggs were all in an area roped off. There was no skill involved.

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Oooooh, those assholes in the last one. I want to slap them.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Yes, but they are exclusively organized voluntarily by students, maybe teachers (different districts have different rules for how teachers are allowed to behave in this area). This was organized by the administration, advertised by the administration, promoted by the administration. Again, this particular class WAS…

You’re right, which is why (as I said) I agree with the verdict in this case. But the vibe of “How insane!!” I’m getting from the comments seems strange and out of proportion to me - there are versions of of yoga practiced in the United States that would have been inappropriate for a public school. This wasn’t one of…

If there was an optional ‘prayer to Jesus’ class sponsored by the shool in the same way, for the purpose of calming moods, even if optional, everyone on this comment board would be just as incensed as the parents, and it would be unconstitutional. In this case I agre with the courts that the version of yoga being…

Yeah, but who is gonna save me from the evils of that hairstyle?

Ha, CROSSfit. Teehee.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.