I, white woman, got pulled over a few times way back in my sassy youth, usually for speeding. Regardless of the vehicle, from old junker to borrowed BMW, I was usually able to quickly smile my way out of the ticket. And yeah, I was actually speeding all the times I got pulled over.

Unless Rock is the world’s worst driver, which I doubt, 3-4 times a year is still a lot.

You know, I'm not usually into abs or muscles (I like lean guys), but this gif is quite mesmerizing.

I always wondered....are abs on a guy the equivalent of a beautiful pair on a girl? Do you get as dumb and mezmerized as we do?

I completely agree. We have a couplein our life who is getting married and they straight up told us they don't want stuff, they want cash. This is also couple who CONSTANTLY boasts about how much things cost and how much money they have, so it's SUPER TACKY to be like that and then request your friends buy you a…

I bought a couple a massage for their honey fund to Tahiti... because that's what they wanted. It was $150 and that was like the cheapest thing on their registry. I'm sorry but I just think that's tacky.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Booooooo

I crash his wedding to Olivia because I'm a big "fan."

Many members of the press feel that its everyone's job to cater to theirs. When they don't get preferential treatment they feel slighted because they then have to work. Its the same with Marshawn Lynch. The media hates it because the easiest game story is asking a player "Tell me what you saw" and then transcribe…

That's completely ass-backwards thinking. My dad is into guns and the first thing he EVER told me was to always make sure the safety was on whether you think it's loaded or not. Because if you are picking up a gun you have no idea whether or not it's loaded unless you were the absolute last person to touch it. Unless…

Your brother in law, bless his heart is a fucking idiot. I learned to shoot around the same time I learned to ride a bike. My grandfather was a survivalist who thought the hordes would come in from the cities and he would need to defend his little country home some day. Like, I literally used to eat MRE's (Chicken a…

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

I'll admit I'm not into guns, but saying you shouldn't have the safety on feels very very wrong to me.

ITS LITTLEFINGER

Maybe she could just carve out some time for pooping? That seems like the biggest problem of all, I can't imagine.

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

I love the sexy chicken dance.